Fame...ITC Kitchens of India

Fame Vs Infamy 

The hazards of being famous, or close to…(wink, wink)

Admit, truthfully…

… if only to yourself!

Have you ever been loved?

 Me, too.

Have you ever been hated?

 Me, too.

Have you meant many things to many people?

 Surprise, surprise! Why, me too.

Have you been fired for n number of reasons, including office / corporate politics?

 I’m sorry to hear that. But if it’s any consolation, I’ve been too.

Such are the vagaries of a brand such as me, ITC Kitchens of India. (Sob, sob!)   

Gee, you haven’t experienced tough love? Good for you! (Some more sob, envy, sob, envy!)

Can you then at least find me a place in your heart? Do a brand a good turn?

For instance, buy me, yes? (Wink, wink!)

Here’s the link:

  ITC Kitchens of India

Thank you.

Namaste.

Vanakkum.

Whatever.

Just click on the link.

Desperately seeking…

Yours truly,

For some love, comment below.

To show your love, also, on to the comments here

To buy… good grief, man! Quick, to the comments section…

…And I’ll send you a hamper, FREE!