Yeh shadi nahi ho sakta

Yeh shadi nahi ho sakta

Without Kitchens of India’s magic and masti

-          Kitchens of India

Scene at a South Indian wedding

The groom is the subject of a prank.

 After the vratham, the groom is getting ready for the kashi yatra. He is all but done and has to eat his breakfast and then he is on his way.

But what’s this, there is no food left for the groom? Is it possible? 

 He threatens to leave.

 It is time for kashi yatra...

 But where’s the groom?

The groom storms out with the groom’s relative in tow...

 The bride’s side is rattled...

 All this and much else is recorded and uploaded on YouTube.

 He is about to leave when the mamas tell him the joke is on him and that the bride has cooked him his favourite food herself. That is why it took so long. She had to get dressed too, you know. They know it’s highly irregular but she badly wanted to do it.

Thus mollified the groom comes back and the kashi yatra takes place after the reality show ends! 

It’s lunch time and the bride is about to serve food to the groom. She summons the waiter to bring in the food.  She then coyly begins making it with...ITC Kitchens of India. They lovingly feed each other.

 All the invitees are served the specialty of the day, the bride’s very own Paneer Darbari with best compliments from ITC.

 But please don’t forget, you must bless the couple with... cash only. First the money, then see the groom’s honey.

 Hope you enjoyed the food cooked by ITC chefs. Yes, you heard right. You see, in the packet it says “Made by ITC Master Chefs, no? See?

 Thank you. Vanakkam.